Hijadas, Indian Railways and Penises

If you travel to North India on Indian Railways, don't forget to set aside a thirty to fifty rupees for Hijads. The minimum amount the Hijadas will charge you is ten rupees; no chance for bargaining there. It is as saying a fact like the “Earth Surrounds the Sun”, that the Hijads ask you for ten rupees. If you deny that amount or try to give less than ten to (her/him), get ready to endure anything from them; they may sit upon your lap, kiss on your hands or face or press upon your penis.

Once, during my travel to Delhi, as I was sleeping on an upper birth, I did not catch up the gender status of a beggar who was pressing me hard on my leg for money. I turned down his/her appeal and closed my eyes mechanically into sleep, hoping that it would not be a Hijada. But it was, which I knew as I got hard pressing on my penis and belly. Suddenly, I got up and gave her one hundred rupees and extended my hands for the balance, that is ninety rupees.

It is a kind of selective beggary, not a general thing. Hijadas do not seek money from all the people. I think they have set a few constant criteria for begging; some of them beg only from men, some from women, some from youngsters and like that. This classification may be made based on their hidden gender status.

Two advises to get your electricity bills decreased, put up in a Muslim populated area or in a rainy region!

If you wish to see a low electricity bill at your door step every month, you can do it simply shifting accommodation into two sorts of places in India, one is special for “metropolitans” and the second is only for “villagians”. In clear words, it is like that if you are living in a metropolitan city, you can shift over into a Muslim populated area, where the time of 'power-cut' is not counted, but things are calculated based on the time of 'power-on'.

When you feel fed up with the congestion, stagnation and top it all the “cleanliness” of this area, and still craving to see lower electricity charges, you can directly come to the God's Own Country, where it is an adage that “whenever it rains, electricity bills will go down”. Most of the time, before the sky starts inviting the clouds to get ready for a rain, the electricity board might have switched off the power supply.

I am sure that you might have got the two major reasons for electricity failures in India, if not, I enumerate the points below for you.
1) If it is a Muslim populated area,
2) If it is a rainy region.

Electricity and Human Right Violation

Truly, intermittent failure in the supply of electricity is clearly a human right violation. You know that there is a celebrated act passed by our Government, that is Right to Information Act. Besides that, there are several other acts and provisions in our Constitution to keep people's many other “RIGHT TOs”. I kindly demand the Government introduce one more act, like Right to Electricity. Because, electricity is a very significant thing with which only people can fully enjoy all other fundamental rights. If there is no electricity supply, see that we are in a bad situation where we cannot go online, we cannot switch on the television and even we cannot read a newspaper as there is no light.

With a without failure power supply, we are gaining several other notable rights. If namely, there are like right to check mails, right to blog, right to mix a fruit juice, right to enjoy music, right to watch films, right to sleep well with an “all out” plugged on and a fan switched on. If counted there may be thousands of human right issues which can be solved with the constant electricity supply.